March 18, 2016
9 Reasons To Buy Your Kid A Horse
9) The biggest problem they’ll have is their video game playing skills will suffer, as they’ll be spending too much time outside.
8) The only narcotics they’ll be exposed to are bute and banamine.
7) The meanest streets they’ll have to walk down will be bridle paths.
6) Bones heal.
5) The only mug shot you’ll ever have of them will be in a win picture.
4) You’ll save money on childcare – who needs a nanny when they have a horse?
3) With interest rates these days, their college fund wasn’t building that much interest anyway.
2) Exposure to dirt, feces, and who knows what else on a daily basis will increase their resistance to sickness.
1) They’ll risk developing antiquated values like hard work, responsibility, and respect.