February 10, 2016
Ten Comments Rookies Never Want To Hear
10. Forget the horse, someone needs to drug test that rider.
9. Why is the judge putting on a helmet?
8. Will someone please get the scribe a calculator!?!
7. How many points do you get for backing over your hat?
6. How can that rider possibly see over that horse’s head?
5. Please help me pry this riders fingers off the saddle horn.
4. I think both the rider and the horse are going to need oxygen.
3. Well, it was certainly a creative pattern.
2. Don’t worry, the dirt will wash out.
1. Is this the Extreme Mustang Challenge?